01 Sep 2014 19:29 | 101,877 notes | Reblog

donechesters:

Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read

well

01 Sep 2014 15:57 | 640,145 notes | Reblog

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

01 Sep 2014 15:34 | 97,105 notes | Reblog

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

01 Sep 2014 12:52 | 365,914 notes | Reblog
helvetica-sans:

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

IM TEARING UP

helvetica-sans:

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

IM TEARING UP

01 Sep 2014 02:05 | 13,505 notes | Reblog

WHAT IF AUCaptain America: The Winter Soldier, role swap (Sharon, Steve, Bucky, Natasha)

01 Sep 2014 01:41 | 166,303 notes | Reblog

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

01 Sep 2014 01:21 | 1,117 notes | Reblog

dragonjaw:

"Seeing a movie in the cinema multiple times is not a good idea if you want to save money"

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"you saw Guardians Of The Galaxy twice didn’t you?"

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01 Sep 2014 00:58 | 53,259 notes | Reblog
  • person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
  • person:
  • person: what are you doing
  • me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go
01 Sep 2014 00:37 | 13,331 notes | Reblog

touchyourblood:

protectbuckybarnesatallcosts:

my cousin said captain america is useless and it was four in the morning and i was so tired but that did not stop me from giving like an hour speech on how amazing steve rogers is

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31 Aug 2014 23:35 | 41,062 notes | Reblog

bangstilinski:

my parents thought they were naming me something unique, but really they just signed me up for a life with a misspelled, mispronounced, never finding on a coke bottle name

31 Aug 2014 23:30 | 462,157 notes | Reblog

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

31 Aug 2014 23:29 | 1,325 notes | Reblog

theboyfallsfromthesky:

engrprof:

wintersoldeirs:

@SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR WHY DID THOSE BAD PEOPLE DO THOSE BAD THINGS TO BUCKY BARNES

Because people suck.

THANK YOU SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR

31 Aug 2014 20:59 | 66,003 notes | Reblog

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin